[Range]

I make love to badbilly before every ride.....

[sexwax]

I make love to badbilly before every ride.....

" .. and then I am so upset when she complains that I ride straight off the road."

[jason05]

christ, i wish someone would find me a good luck charm that works... i need it badly.

i know a lot of guys with bells.

[The CyberPoet]

christ, i wish someone would find me a good luck charm that works... i need it badly.

i know a lot of guys with bells.

The old mythos says that the bells trap the electrical & mechanical gremlins and then drive 'em insane with the ringing... but that doesn't do anything for your situation, where it's not the electrical nor mechanical gremlins at work...

PS - you had some of your lucky charms on you -- otherwise you wouldn't have walked away each time.

SKILL & PREPARATION BEATS LUCK IN 99.9% OF ALL CASES. The rest of you are just lucky bastiges!

Cheers,
=-= The CyberPoet

[sexwax]

And once again Cyber Poet rains more useless factoids down upon the fourm.

Hint buddy .. It's superstition anyway! Gremlins don't really exhist.

[RydeBye]

before I get on I look at my RIP message on my windscreen about Jason and make sure hes there with me for the ride. He keeps me alert when im on the bike...still miss him...only been a month today

[Kat-A-Tonic]

I have a particular sequence that I put on my riding gear and if I miss a step, I don't feel just right.

[Dan Dubeau]

I check my tire pressure, give the bike a once over, while it's warming up, check my helmet strap and gear, and go. I don't really beleive in superstitions.

Of course I'm sporting a 2 week old beard right now (hockey playoffs ) so Think tom hanks in castaway

[COWBOYKJ69]

I do the hibity dibity and spin around three times finish my beer oh nevermind

[Black_peter]

I bought a dude a bell for his bike once. I should have gotten Range one of those Scares off the road gremlins. Cruiser riders use them. But they only work if another rider gives you the bell. They don't work if you get it yourself.

I got a set of those for a buddy and his GF...
Hmmm still waiting for the return favor!!

One thing I do before a ride..
(actually before EVER leaving the house)
Is kiss my wife and son and tell them I love them..
Even if they are asleep..
I hate for something to ever happen to any of us and
think I didn't get that last chance..

[Junior]

Ok, maybe the answer would be:
My lucky charms ride under my seat in the form of an all-emergency tool-kit set-up

But where do you keep the mini-donuts?

[Black_peter]

Ok, maybe the answer would be:
My lucky charms ride under my seat in the form of an all-emergency tool-kit set-up

But where do you keep the mini-donuts?

Right next to the keys to the Bat-boat and the
flare gun...

[The CyberPoet]

But where do you keep the mini-donuts?

Mini donuts? MINI-DONUTS? We don't need no stinkin' mini donuts -- we need big, real, honest to god freshly-made man-sized donuts still hot from the grease and so overpacked with home-made jam that the over-spill alone weighs more than the cake part of the donuts...

Oh, and where do I keep them? In the saddle bags, unless Z and WildKat, or Kat6 find 'em first (no sense in fighting destiny!).

Cheers,
=-= The CyberPoet

[meanstrk]

Only ritual I have is to go......... Eenie, meanie, minie, moe.......... Ahhhh, there's my bitch!

[mx916]

Check petcock position. Then check that my boot laces are tied before pulling away. Have been doing that since my laces got caught in the pedals of my Schwinn Sting Ray. LOL, LOL!!