[Clown]

Thought I would revive the thread.

Before my Kat I have a black V-Star. guy in truck pulls up beside me at a red light and looks at my bike. Gives his head a scratch and says "Cant pick up too many hookers on that thing..." I looked in his truck and noticed his male passenger. I started laughing because I was thinking to myself that it must be a slow day on the stroll if that was the best he could pick up. He thought I was laughing at his witty comment.

[Fault]

Shameless bump. New riding season, lets get new posts!

Showed a picture of my bike to my gfs dad, he asked if I would install a sissy bar and seatbelts for her when she rides.... um... no

[Wild-Bill]

Rode the bike out to the firing range yesterday. First thing when I get off the bike I get asked if that's my bike. No, it's my truck. I hit a guard rail on the way out here and half of it's missing.

[GytRDunKat]

CKNOFDC

Brilliant!

[expvet]

Stopped at a light and three 10 - 12 year old wanna be hoodies are looking at the bike "What if I were to steal your bike?" one of them says, "What if you were to finish school, become a doctor and buy a better one!" Light changed, I rode off while they looked at each other.

[H-2 CHARLIE]

I got aked ' is it fast ' i say its faster then a zx-14 and the mighty busa . 0-60 in 2 sec.

[Woodmysta]

I love when people call it a can of tuna. I actually wanted to get the license plate CKNOFDC - think about it.

[newkatbie]

oooh, I got one. I was stopped and someone asked me to power up. I don't know what that means. Well, the bike was on. So it was powered up. What does power up mean to you?

I had some little kid in his parents car do the wheelie motion, so i decided to show off a little. Come on, he was a kid. Had to.

Stopped at a light and three 10 - 12 year old wanna be hoodies are looking at the bike "What if I were to steal your bike?" one of them says, "What if you were to finish school, become a doctor and buy a better one!" Light changed, I rode off while they looked at each other.

Awesome. Though a better suggestion would be become a crack dealer so they can get shot before they rob you.

[heaton750f]

Love the thread. Got some good stuff.

[STULER]

Shameless bump. New riding season, lets get new posts!

Showed a picture of my bike to my gfs dad, he asked if I would install a sissy bar and seatbelts for her when she rides.... um... no

tell him thats what ur grab bar is for. lol

Since ive been taking my zx14 out, i dont get many questions... just kids giving me the wheelie sign and thumbs up. occasioanly will get a few hot chicks around the mall giving me the call me sign but no stupid questions this year. lol

[Fault]

Stopped at a light and three 10 - 12 year old wanna be hoodies are looking at the bike "What if I were to steal your bike?" one of them says, "What if you were to finish school, become a doctor and buy a better one!" Light changed, I rode off while they looked at each other.

Fantastic!

[DerrickJr]

I stopped to get gas one time a women came and asked for a knife to open something she just bought. I asked why she thought I had a blade. she said with the most serious look on her face "all bikers have either a knife or a gun with them". "Im sorry mam im a the gun carrying biker but I would be more than glad to shoot it open for you" wow maybe I was left out of the loop on weapon thing.

Ugh... I carry a gun while riding. Lol. I carry my gun everywhere. CCW

[Irish]

Ugh... I carry a gun while riding. Lol. I carry my gun everywhere. CCW

LMAO
I was puled over by a cop on a harley and asked If I minded if he takes my bike for a ride .I told him sure if I get to chase him and flash the lights and use the siren .He took my I.D an I sat on the curb while he ran the check .Then I let him take it for a toot I thought what the hell .....Im glad I did ,When he came back thanked me and then while talking he points out ,My licence and sticker for my plate had expired .....I was totally supprised :O he told me go take care of it ......The MTO licence office couldnt believe I didnt get a ticket .
Sometimes its not so bad to give a break to a fellow biker .
Cops have a sh*t job and some are sh*ts but most are guys that are just doing a job .I think of them as society's garbage men ,They take care of the garbage we dont know about and dont want to know about .

besides they have guns

[SuzukiGirl600]

A drunk guy climbed onto the back of my bike one night when I was stuck in downtown traffic. He tried to grind up against me and said "I wish you were under me instead". A swift helmet headbutt to his nose got him off my bike quick. lol

There's always the surprised "You ride that bike?" No, I just suit up and push it around town.

I have to admit I enjoy the appreciate looks and the nice compliments from the gentlemen. The double-takes are funny to see, especially when I pull up to people at lights. Cracks me up every time. Most chicks on bikes around here are on Harleys, so I'm still a bit of a novelty on my bike. But have to watch out for the idiots that try to catch up to get a second look.

[Absyn-thesis]

A drunk guy climbed onto the back of my bike one night when I was stuck in downtown traffic. He tried to grind up against me and said "I wish you were under me instead". A swift helmet headbutt to his nose got him off my bike quick. lol

I don't have much trouble with guys climbing on back, but I'll have to remember that if I ever do! More often it's young women (not a bad thing, necessarily). I hate surprises like that when I'm riding--I've come close to tipping off the bike when a girl jumped on behind me from the right side and I didn't see her coming.