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    It's a nice Saturday morning. time for a wash, wax and general walk around. Last on the list is a chain adjustmen.

    Though I'd do a few quick laps around the neighborhood to warm up the chain and then come in and give it a good lube. Since I'm just in the nieghborhood, who needs a helmet?

    My neighborhood has some nice cuvry roads with few intersections, so I'm enjoying the ride at about 50mph when a SUICIDE sparrow hits me right in the forehead. BAM!!!!

    Lucky for me, my head was knocked straight back and I didn't jerk the bars. It could have been a real mess, but I 'walked' away knowing I was a squid today.
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  • #2
    pulled a Fabio, nice.

    glad you're okay =)
    the kat may be the gixxer's retarded cousin, but she's a hefty broad... and i do loves me some girth between my thighs.
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    • #3
      it was a sign from God. he was looking down and thought, "hmm...look at this dumbfu*k without a helmet". so he nailed you in the forehead with a sparrow and the message is "next time I drill you with a goose".
      I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.




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      • #4
        Yeah, don't even do that again. Lol@ sparrow hitting you though :P

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        • #5
          Glad that didn't turn out worse... How is the bird? Did he walk away from it?
          Nuff said.

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          • #6
            thats funny but prolly hurt like hell. i got hit by a june bug and it hurt
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            • #7
              I gotta say, it is funny sh*t. smack in the forehead by a sparrow. that had to sting. I got one in the shoulder once just wearing a t-shirt, and it bruised me.
              I don't have a short temper. I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.




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              • #8
                A sign from above.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Mojoe View Post
                  it was a sign from God. he was looking down and thought, "hmm...look at this dumbfu*k without a helmet". so he nailed you in the forehead with a sparrow and the message is "next time I drill you with a goose".
                  Glad it didn't turn out worse for you.




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                  • #10
                    since your ok, gotta say that is funny, I wear a helmet mainly for the bugs never hit a bird. some bugs sound like marbles bouncing of my face shield. I live in the country and sometimes by the time I make it home I can hardly see through the shield.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Mojoe View Post
                      it was a sign from God. he was looking down and thought, "hmm...look at this dumbfu*k without a helmet". so he nailed you in the forehead with a sparrow and the message is "next time I drill you with a goose".

                      +1

                      But what is the message God is giving to the sparrow???
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by katman05 View Post
                        A sign from above.
                        Yup, I agree
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by yngveny View Post
                          +1

                          But what is the message God is giving to the sparrow???
                          "A time to be born, a time to die"
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                          • #14
                            Of ALL the items to NOT wear, you choose the MOST CRITICAL one to leave off Very fortunate indeed.
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                            • #15
                              50 mph without a helmet! I hope that sparrow knocked some sense into ya! Lol, glad you're alright.

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