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Fun little moto truths
1. A motorcycle cannot fall without an audience
2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and the owners ego. The newness of the bike and the cost are also contributing factors.
3. Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carries were once to kamakazis
4. You will not have the urge to go to the bathroom till you get your rain suit on.
5. The fact that your keys are still in your pocket will only come aparent to you after you get your gloves on.
6. Quick fixes are so named as for how long they stay fixed.
7. The only part you really need to get your bike running again will be the only part the dealership will have on permanant back order.
8. Nothing is harder to start a bike that you are trying to show to a prospective buyer.
9. You will never need your tire repaire kit till you accidentally leave it at home and you are 30 mins out.
2. The odds of a motorcycle falling over are directly proportional to the size of the audience and the owners ego. The newness of the bike and the cost are also contributing factors.
3. Motorcycles are to yellow bugs as aircraft carries were once to kamakazis
4. You will not have the urge to go to the bathroom till you get your rain suit on.
5. The fact that your keys are still in your pocket will only come aparent to you after you get your gloves on.
6. Quick fixes are so named as for how long they stay fixed.
7. The only part you really need to get your bike running again will be the only part the dealership will have on permanant back order.
8. Nothing is harder to start a bike that you are trying to show to a prospective buyer.
9. You will never need your tire repaire kit till you accidentally leave it at home and you are 30 mins out.
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