[Stumpy]

Dano - the smooth wire will create low pressure air loops that will increase aerodynamic drag to the point of losing 99.9% of total engine output to the front wheel.

The design needs turbulators to function effectively. Barbed wire would be a cheap and elegant solution.

[Ronny]

I think it needs a Muddy Fox sticker

[dano68]

Dano - the smooth wire will create low pressure air loops that will increase aerodynamic drag to the point of losing 99.9% of total engine output to the front wheel.

The design needs turbulators to function effectively. Barbed wire would be a cheap and elegant solution.

Yeah but if you add a flux capacitor and mod the fairings a bit the drag will be reduced to .000001%, it may requier a solar panel helmet as well. Is Florida not the "Sunshine State"? so no issues with cloudy day's.

Holy sheeet I never thought of using barbed wire. We may have to get our names on the patent for this idea, millions upon millions are to be made.

[rockat]

You guys are making my afternoon so less boring

[Badfaerie]

Yeah but if you add a flux capacitor and mod the fairings a bit the drag will be reduced to .000001%, it may requier a solar panel helmet as well. Is Florida not the "Sunshine State"? so no issues with cloudy day's.

Holy sheeet I never thought of using barbed wire. We may have to get our names on the patent for this idea, millions upon millions are to be made.

Don't forget the faux carbon fiber vinyl stickers on it, it'll at 20 hp with as much surface area as the shield has.

[KatKrak]

I would prefer a Mexican bowl movement on my tire before this.
That is all.

[dano68]

Well when I first read this thread I was like WTF!!!!!! but then I thought about it and said eurika this dude is on to something big.

Badfaerie you will have to get in on this too, faux carbonfibre stickers, that is ingenious.

[Badfaerie]

The OP already admitted to my involvement in the design inspiration process. So, that should give me a 25% stake in all moneys generated in the law suits brought about by this epic design.

[skjeflo]

People, people...

The only way all that extra stuff would work together is if you're rockin' some form of a faux hawk:

[dano68]

The OP already admitted to my involvement in the design inspiration process. So, that should give me a 25% stake in all moneys generated in the law suits brought about by this epic design.

Ahhh you do have a valid point, but lawsuits nahhhhhhh the sky is the limit with this, just think,motor bikes, pedal bikes anything with a chain can be fitted.
It is genius, if the military bites billions upon billions can be made

[Ronny]

I was going to say something about Grace Jones riding a post but that could be seriously misinterpreted...

[dano68]

I was going to say something about Grace Jones riding a post but that could be seriously misinterpreted...

This keeps getting better, we need to get some big name celebrities to use this. If we can do that, who needs the Dragons Den. It can go straight to production.

Also it needs a kick ass name. "Spinning Disc of Death" wouldn't work for marketing purposes

[Stumpy]

Rectumsplitter TM perhaps?

[Ronny]

The ACME WhoFlungLubeNotMe. Spray it, don't say it.

Come on, it's a winner!

[Badfaerie]

People, people...

The only way all that extra stuff would work together is if you're rockin' some form of a faux hawk:

That's some kickin riding pants! I need some of those