FW: Twelve things I learned about my motorcycle

[backinblack1972]

1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you're riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
13. (Bonus) I've never seen a Motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist's office

[jbo197]

Nice ........

[dzkatrider]

hah nice, lets get some more on here

[tdrcomm]

I've learned to take the question, "Don't you HAVE a car?" as a complement rather than a put down.

I've learned to fight the urge to pull into the carpool lane when driving the car.

I've learned that there are never any short trips to the store when you're on the bike.

I've learned to not start checking for flights if the destination is less than 600 miles away.

I've learned that there is warm, peaceful coexistence between HD and Sportbike riders when you're 200 miles away from civilization.

[Hegmann1391]

I love it. That is going on the board at work.

[thetable]

I've learned to take the question, "Don't you HAVE a car?" as a complement rather than a put down.

Awesome!

[cybrnathan]

That's great! Sticky worthy

[DreKat]

very nice

[capsfan]

Someone please put that on a T-shirt

[brian t]

all true

nice

[Woodmysta]

Very Nice!