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  • I Couldn't Resist........

    The Harley-Davidson Facts

    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

    At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles

    have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

    St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '

    Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

    God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

    Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

    God said, 'Ah, yes.'

    'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

    3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

    5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

    'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

    God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

    The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

    'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.

    sigpicLife throws you curves......enjoy the ones you get when riding.
    89 GSX750F(sold....sob)
    96 YZF 1000R

  • #2
    RIP MARC......Ride on in Heaven Brother!
    Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
    mistake when you make it again.


    • #3
      nice but
      Chrome Project Part 1

      Chrome Project Part 2

      Chrome Project Part 3

      Chrome Project Finished


      • #4
        nice, wish i was able to see the pics
        Let's go riding!


        • #5
          thats good


          • #6
            - Beave

            1998 Katana 600 - Traded
            2005 F4i -


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              • #8
                great joke, but want to see the pics
                R.I.P. Marc- You will be missed!

                "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell


                • #9
                  cant see the pics eather


                  • #10
                    This "Phat Chick" rides her own!!!
                    BTW, I think they may have been correct. It does appear that BLACK is indeed the FASTEST color. R.O.R...R.I.P.M

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by FASHER View Post
                      I agree
                      Try and keep up now


                      • #12
                        Sorry about the pics guys and gals...... I simply cutand pasted an e-mail someone sent'll have to use your imagination
                        sigpicLife throws you curves......enjoy the ones you get when riding.
                        89 GSX750F(sold....sob)
                        96 YZF 1000R