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Motorcyclists dont want to hear your lectures about how riding them is crazy. You choose to potentially die falling down stairs...I prefer to potentially die doing a "high chair"...as I said...motorcycles are not for everyone.
Motorcycles financially move you from being able to " make it rain dollars"...to being able to "make it drizzle dollars"
Motorcycles make you sit up on googlemaps at night zooming in on roads to see if there are nice twisties you have not hit yet.
Motorcycles are not for everyone
Bikers who drive cars are bikers...everyone else is an idiot cager.
Motorcycles make Darwin work overtime....as I said..they are not for everyone.
Motorcycles make you turn around to go back and take the exit again.
Motorcycles do not get better gas mileage and save you money because you will never get off it. Let alone finish upgrading or tweaking it. I put more miles on my bike in 6 months than I do my truck in 3 years.
Motorcycles annoy everyone around you...they are loud, make a statement, and the riders never stop talking about them.
Motorcycles can be worn as a hat if not driven correctly
Motorcycles are good for the general public...alot of the riders would be in a bar kicking your ***, kissing your girl, or drinking gasonline if they were not riding. Noone wants that.
Motorcycles only augment the riders current perspective of traveling down lifes road in a different manner.
Motorcycles make your significant other ask you if you love them more than the bike.
Motorcycles are very much like women. They have personalities and needs. **** them off, skip the scheduled service, forget "pre-ride" checklist....risk being dumped.
Remember what it felt like to drive a car for the first time wtihout your parents? Thats what it is like driving a motorcycle everyday.
Last but not least...riding motorcycles is not a hobby or something cool to do...its a lifestyle, perspective, and an attitude.
Darrell Jones
Motorcycles financially move you from being able to " make it rain dollars"...to being able to "make it drizzle dollars"
Motorcycles make you sit up on googlemaps at night zooming in on roads to see if there are nice twisties you have not hit yet.
Motorcycles are not for everyone
Bikers who drive cars are bikers...everyone else is an idiot cager.
Motorcycles make Darwin work overtime....as I said..they are not for everyone.
Motorcycles make you turn around to go back and take the exit again.
Motorcycles do not get better gas mileage and save you money because you will never get off it. Let alone finish upgrading or tweaking it. I put more miles on my bike in 6 months than I do my truck in 3 years.
Motorcycles annoy everyone around you...they are loud, make a statement, and the riders never stop talking about them.
Motorcycles can be worn as a hat if not driven correctly
Motorcycles are good for the general public...alot of the riders would be in a bar kicking your ***, kissing your girl, or drinking gasonline if they were not riding. Noone wants that.
Motorcycles only augment the riders current perspective of traveling down lifes road in a different manner.
Motorcycles make your significant other ask you if you love them more than the bike.
Motorcycles are very much like women. They have personalities and needs. **** them off, skip the scheduled service, forget "pre-ride" checklist....risk being dumped.
Remember what it felt like to drive a car for the first time wtihout your parents? Thats what it is like driving a motorcycle everyday.
Last but not least...riding motorcycles is not a hobby or something cool to do...its a lifestyle, perspective, and an attitude.
Darrell Jones
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