Whats your best story of getting out of a traffic ticket? Or maybe you've never gotten out of one ! If you're female; many times crying or showing alittle extra cleavage does the trick. Hey, Im not sexist, but it worked for crunchie on more than 1 occasion Now how much crying or showing some skin would work if ur on a bike is anybodys guess
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i ussually play dumb that i cant find my license in my wallet, while i pretend to look for my license, i take out like 4 PBA cards, from state troopers, sheriffs, town pba and NYPD sergeants PBA cards
eventually, they willl say.. ok ok i got the hint there buddy"What curse? You just sucked for 86 years!"
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If being a girl doesn't help (and beleive me I have cleavage!) , I casually mention names of people or my cousin who's a cop.
When I am at work the area is policed by the OPP (Ontario Provincial Police) instead fo cty police.
Our agency work quite closely with them, so I flash my card, or say I'm on my way to see a family, or an investigation.
Hey, whatever works. Haven't got a ticket yet
*as she knocks wood*
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I have two stories...both true, BTW.
While riding with a friend on our Sportsters thru beautiful Imperial Beach, Ca. one night, a cop lights us up. We pull over and my buddy yells over at me "I'm not stoppin'", and off he goes!!! Well, I sit there real innocently, cop pulls up next to me, looks at me, looks at my buddie's tail light disappearing down the road, and SWOOSH...off he goes in pursuit. I look around, bike is pooka-pooka-pookin...no one left! So I go home. No ticket. Friend shows up later after ditching his bike in a hedge to avoid the cop, he's covered in leaves and twigs, and didn't ride for a couple of weeks.
Stopped another time (now in Tampa) for running a red light, and as the cop walks up to my bike (same sportster...) he hears his car radio saying something and poof!, he's gone. I look around, bike is pooka-pooka-pookin, I'm all alone, so I go home. No ticket again!!
They didn't have lottery tickets back then or I coulda been richMy first aid kit comes with lights and siren
But sir, we are Navy SEALs, we are supposed to be surrounded...
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The best one was screaming "I don't care -- just arrest me, take me to jail, do whatever you damn well want with me -- I just don't care anymore!"
He was so concerned with why I didn't care, that he made me calm down and then let me go -- and he could have written me about 4 tickets at the time... Then again, my statements were true at that instant too -- I had just found out the then-wife was having an affair. Oh well, live and learn.
Most of the time, I just pay the lawyer to make them go away, or pay the ticket as a "Freedom Tax" to drive as I chose.
Cheers
=-= The CyberPoet
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Originally posted by SweetLouI have a mouth like a Hoover.
TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I was just always really polite. I've been pulled over 6 times, and only got tickets twice. Those damn assholes. But last time on my bike, i was doing 85 in a 65, but it was 40 degrees outside and I was litterally shaking with cold. The cop felt so bad he let me go with a warning. Another time I got pulled over on my bike, the cop just complimented it, and then told me to slow down ^^. I guess he was a rider to.
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If you get pulled over by a local, ur chances are severely dimished in most cases, of getting out of a fine...but usually the staters are more likely to let ya go..atleast in my experience.
If you try and BS your way out of a ticket, they can see right thru you the majority of the time, but if you be honest with them, there normally more likely to give you a reduced fine or just forget about it.
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