Annoy cage security guard

[a286rules]

Hi All,

My place of work has a few idiots making some stupid rules and some more idiots enforcing them (doesnt everyone). Finished work today looking forward to a nice cruise home on my 750 and a nice letter is sitting on my dash, saying you are parking in an unauthorised area for motorcycles. Yes its true, I park in a little half a meter wide area between a car parking spot and the gutter. Everyone but one person doesnt care as they drive a sensible car for the city. Unfortuntely the person that gives a rats is the head of security that likes the extra room to park his heap of **** big arse dodge (wtf is that doing here in OZ?). Oh well...guess i will be parking somewhere else, but not without a little bit of revenge along the way. No I'm not going to brake fluid his car, I was thinking more along the lines of making it distasteful to park his car there, spraying the area with fart gas, taking in some nice week old urine and dumping it in 'his' area until the place smells like a 24hr pub etc etc.

What I would like is anyone out there that uses our time to think and ponder some more indirect revenge and mischief that wouldn't get me sacked (we have cameras in our parking area so any direct hits would render me unemployed and in trouble with the missus). Since he likes to leave notes I think tomorrows note on his windscreen will be...."The fun begins"

[sonosam]

If you leave a note, write it with you non-dominant hand. It makes it harder to distinguish who it is and quite possibly could give the illusion that some teenage miscreants are at fault (depending on you job's location and all). Also, with the cameras there, I'm not sure I would be messing with security unless you know the timing and can find the dead spots. His job (possibly, but even if not him I am sure he knows who does it) is to monitor those cameras and once he sees the note, he is going to want to see footage. I know I would. Sorry I can't help with the mischief. It sure would be fun to mess with someone...

[a286rules]

I was planning to print them out like the standard letters they leave on the cars the place....probably a good idea for me to do this at home with the it setup they have. thanks for the hint....glad to have someone out there to to remind me to use my head before emotion, sososam the jedi master has a nice ring to it.

[Pugga]

I've been told about a stink bomb but never been able to try it out. You take some raw chicken (I was told a leg or wing but I'm not sure it matters), place it in a glass jar, fill with heavy cream then seal tightly. Supposedly, as the concoction 'ferments' it creates pressure and will eventually crack the glass and the smell the emits is like no other.

If you want something simplier and quicker, ammonia and sulfur makes a stinky concoction (ammonium sulfate). Just mix household ammonia and sulfer (a box of match heads work in a pinch or get sulfer from a supply store). Make sure you mix it in something sealable because it will smell like rotten eggs.

Hunting lures work well also. They're basically just animal **** and are easy to pick up at any hunting store.

[teddy]

How about just being the bigger person and parking where you should? Have you ever asked why you can't park there?

[rockat]

Why are you so upset at the security guard again? You did park in a place that you shouldn't right? Besides, you run a serious risk of getting yourself canned for trying to get at someone that was not wrong in the first place.

[sonosam]

How about just being the bigger person and parking where you should? Have you ever asked why you can't park there?

Because how boring is that?

But seriously, asking why would be my first step. Again with the cameras, I wouldn't want to risk anything where I could get caught. You don't even have to ask that particular guard. Just take the note in and ask any of them. They should be able to give you a good reason.

[teddy]

Boring possibly keeps him in a job...

I'm always down for fun and pranks, but only if the other person is someone I know will play along, and not get my azs canned or tossed in the slammer....

[ratgti]

i would approach the guys supervisor for a real answer . any answer the guard would give you would be " because your not suppose to ". its juust a parking space . on other fronts ----- i wouldnt even think about doing anything in front of the cameras. just let it go . its only a parking space .

[davea7]

I would park where you are suppose to. The guy is just doing his job.

I wonder how many cager use the phrase "damn bikers".

[a286rules]

I would park where you are suppose to. The guy is just doing his job.

I wonder how many cager use the phrase "damn bikers".

you are right about the 'damm bikers' id be jealous too if my missus kicked up a stink about riding and I had to be stuck in traffic all the time. I will be parking in the proper spot.......love the idea about the chicken in a jar, the spot even has a small hiding place where I could put it, I will have to 'gasp' drive to work one day and park right next to the spot as not to make it completely obvious who 'littered'.

[JayBell]

how about just being the bigger person and parking where you should? Have you ever asked why you can't park there?

whoa.. Whoa there, not the logic!!!

[scottynoface]

I think you should act your age

[Surviverguy]

Get over it. Park where you're supposed to park. Worry about more important things and less about "payback" and "revenge"....