Hi All,
My place of work has a few idiots making some stupid rules and some more idiots enforcing them (doesnt everyone). Finished work today looking forward to a nice cruise home on my 750 and a nice letter is sitting on my dash, saying you are parking in an unauthorised area for motorcycles. Yes its true, I park in a little half a meter wide area between a car parking spot and the gutter. Everyone but one person doesnt care as they drive a sensible car for the city. Unfortuntely the person that gives a rats is the head of security that likes the extra room to park his heap of **** big arse dodge (wtf is that doing here in OZ?). Oh well...guess i will be parking somewhere else, but not without a little bit of revenge along the way. No I'm not going to brake fluid his car, I was thinking more along the lines of making it distasteful to park his car there, spraying the area with fart gas, taking in some nice week old urine and dumping it in 'his' area until the place smells like a 24hr pub etc etc.
What I would like is anyone out there that uses our time to think and ponder some more indirect revenge and mischief that wouldn't get me sacked (we have cameras in our parking area so any direct hits would render me unemployed and in trouble with the missus). Since he likes to leave notes I think tomorrows note on his windscreen will be...."The fun begins"
My place of work has a few idiots making some stupid rules and some more idiots enforcing them (doesnt everyone). Finished work today looking forward to a nice cruise home on my 750 and a nice letter is sitting on my dash, saying you are parking in an unauthorised area for motorcycles. Yes its true, I park in a little half a meter wide area between a car parking spot and the gutter. Everyone but one person doesnt care as they drive a sensible car for the city. Unfortuntely the person that gives a rats is the head of security that likes the extra room to park his heap of **** big arse dodge (wtf is that doing here in OZ?). Oh well...guess i will be parking somewhere else, but not without a little bit of revenge along the way. No I'm not going to brake fluid his car, I was thinking more along the lines of making it distasteful to park his car there, spraying the area with fart gas, taking in some nice week old urine and dumping it in 'his' area until the place smells like a 24hr pub etc etc.
What I would like is anyone out there that uses our time to think and ponder some more indirect revenge and mischief that wouldn't get me sacked (we have cameras in our parking area so any direct hits would render me unemployed and in trouble with the missus). Since he likes to leave notes I think tomorrows note on his windscreen will be...."The fun begins"
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