[tory]

You should of pulled over and then go punch the bird in the face for smacking into you like that.

rofl. if it wasn't already dead, pull over, run across the road, pick up his almost lifeless body say "bird your finished!" and punch him in the face.

[Kat-A-Tonic]

Well, you know what they say...

"A bird in the jugular is worth two in the bush."

[Steve_Guelph]

No joke. A few years ago there was a husband and wife riding there bikes. Along the side of the road was a family of geese. The one adult flew up at the guy and hit him in the chest knocking him off the bike. The poor guy died from the crash in front of his wife.

[USCGC_Katana]

Bird Flu, into you. Glad your OK

[Tiny1877]

Well, you know what they say...

"A bird in the jugular is worth two in the bush."

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want any birds in my bush. Just think about them pecking at the berries!!

[brooder]

That had to hurt. I'll stick to the cicadas that love the fleshy parts of my arms. No birds for me, please.

Hey I know how you feel. I got hit by a chicken once while riding....it didnt feel good at the time but atleast i can laugh about it now too

Wait....you got hit by a chicken? What it'd do, some kind of kung fu leap from a bush next to the road? Brings new meaning to Kung Pow Chicken...

[jw]

No joke. A few years ago there was a husband and wife riding there bikes. Along the side of the road was a family of geese. The one adult flew up at the guy and hit him in the chest knocking him off the bike. The poor guy died from the crash in front of his wife.

Whoa . . .. buzzkill.

[cyclechris]

Man I'm not even going to ask about those berries in the bush!! LOL!

That must've sucked! I had sunglasses on once and the visor up and a bee flew into my helmet and stung my neck, ouch!

How about riding on a sultry evening with the shield up because it's so muggy and riding right into a june bug at 70mph, ouch!

I'm glad you stayed on the bike, hitting a bird with your neck! Yeowzers!

[jmanor010780]

How do the harley riders with their chopper helmets do it with all the wind and the bugs yuck.

[Zman7928]

had a friend take a crow in the face, knocked him off his bike broke his back when he went through a sign. he could still walk after several months of recovery, but never rode again

[PussyKat]

wow everytime i ride it seems that i alwyas come close to hitting a bird...now you just made me beleive that the next bird i see its going to hit me!!!

[Steve_Guelph]

Okay I know it is not funny when anyone get hits while driving but.....I am sitting in my office with tears streaming down my face . A friggin chicken...the kung pow comment...then a crow??? Sorry for the laughter but a chicken .

[SweetLou]

I hit a Dragon Fly once at full speed and it felt like I had hit a bird... I can't imagvne what hitting a bird would fell like though!!!!