[Psycho1]

The day after they were born I bought one of my friends AR-15 Rifles that I plan to clean everytime a boyfriend comes over lol.

When boys started showing up at my house to hang out with my daughter, I would sit out on the deck waiting for them to show up. Once they got there I'd point out that "I have 14 acres and a tractor, remember that before you even think of ever hurting my little girl". Several of the punks never returned. One kid said "Yeah one shot to the head and bury me" I said "Who ever said anything about shooting you before covering you with dirt?" (he litterally fainted on the spot).

[whitecl0ver]

When boys started showing up at my house to hang out with my daughter, I would sit out on the deck waiting for them to show up. Once they got there I'd point out that "I have 14 acres and a tractor, remember that before you even think of ever hurting my little girl". Several of the punks never returned. One kid said "Yeah one shot to the head and bury me" I said "Who ever said anything about shooting you before covering you with dirt?" (he litterally fainted on the spot).

[JIB]

When boys started showing up at my house to hang out with my daughter, I would sit out on the deck waiting for them to show up. Once they got there I'd point out that "I have 14 acres and a tractor, remember that before you even think of ever hurting my little girl". Several of the punks never returned. One kid said "Yeah one shot to the head and bury me" I said "Who ever said anything about shooting you before covering you with dirt?" (he litterally fainted on the spot).

My daughter jsut turned 13 so I'm taking notes. All good ideas.

[tdrcomm]

I have pity on all the boys that will come to my door.
Very little, though.

[CenCalKat]

[IndyGunner]

First, you'll be in that position before your daughters boyfriends are....

Second, are you the youngest person on here?

Third, I got three boys...........thank God.

1.

2. No im not, ill be 19 here soon and I know there are a few 16 17 and 18 year olds on here. Im just the youngest ACTIVE member. (I know your jealous)

3. I dont want kids, but if I have to then it better be guys! haha

[Flymo]

I have pity on all the boys that will come to my door.
Very little, though.

I know how you feel. My daughter will soon be 16. Oh how I love having those "friendly chats"

[SGTJimbo_Kat600]

My daughter just turned 16. My boys are 15 and 19.

[tdrcomm]

My daughter just turned 16. My boys are 15 and 19.

Cool! Not only do they have to get past you, they gotta deal with two brothers.
The knuckleheads best be on their best behavior.

[JimG4652]

Cool! Not only do they have to get past you, they gotta deal with two brothers.
The knuckleheads best be on their best behavior.

Or you could be like my BIL. He's the only dude...his other 5 siblings are chicks. Can you imagine walking around school having THAT posse to back you up?

[gsx8u]

Gf's daughter is gonna be 14 in 2 weeks. Her and her friends are boy crazy. They all think their 14 goin on 35, I dread the 16-18 years! STRICT RULES APPLY THEN!!!

[scottynoface]

Gf's daughter is gonna be 14 in 2 weeks. Her and her friends are boy crazy. They all think their 14 goin on 35, I dread the 16-18 years! STRICT RULES APPLY THEN!!!

My little sister turns 18 next month, be afraid, be very afraid

[rydethis]

[Cheriff]

I'd Hit It!

[tdrcomm]

Ryde gettin' durty!