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    Attacked by a bear

    Ok so once it started barking I realized it was a dog..
    I decided to rail FM2769 here in Austin this morning.
    About halfway through this huge (I mean huge) brown
    monster came out of a driveway. It was too short to
    be a deer so I assumed it was a bear..
    Luckily I remembered a tip about dogs..
    Slow down to get the dog to change trajectory.
    Then speed up. The dog can't adjust fast enough and
    you should leave it behind.. Well It worked.. just..
    I think I got slobber on my boot!
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  • #2
    What is the full story? Why was the dog chasing you?

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    • #3
      wow peter!that would really suck.glad your ok

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      • #4
        Re: Attacked by a bear

        Originally posted by Black_peter
        I think I got slobber on my boot!
        Did the slobber belong to you...or the dog? I'm confused.

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        • #5
          Were you wearing your boots ? Shoulda that son of a biatch..!!!
          Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
          - Albert Einstein

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          • #6
            Are you sure that it is slober and not a result of this?

            Forums - KatRiders.com
            http://www.katriders.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=11325&highlight
            Katriders.com Suzuki Katana Discussion Forums

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            • #7
              Re: Attacked by a bear

              Originally posted by Black_peter
              Ok so once it started barking I realized it was a dog..
              I decided to rail FM2769 here in Austin this morning.
              About halfway through this huge (I mean huge) brown
              monster came out of a driveway. It was too short to
              be a deer so I assumed it was a bear..
              Luckily I remembered a tip about dogs..
              Slow down to get the dog to change trajectory.
              Then speed up. The dog can't adjust fast enough and
              you should leave it behind.. Well It worked.. just..
              I think I got slobber on my boot!
              Well, you know the risks of riding a motorcycle.
              "The secret to life is to keep your mind full and your bowels empty. Unfortunately, the converse is true for most people."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by tzortn
                Are you sure that it is slober and not a result of this?

                http://www.katriders.com/forums/view...1325&highlight
                You rat!!
                It really says something about you though that you thought of my butt right off the bat!!


                As far as kicking the dog...
                I suspect I would have lost my boot..
                This was a big f'ing dog...

                There were quite a few cyclists on the road this morning..
                I wonder how they faired?

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                • #9
                  I had to do it BP. You can't let a thread like that just die. There is much info there.

                  If there was a hall of fame for threads that one would have been immediatly inducted.

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