there is one other thought...or question, that should be floating around in your mind.
"wtf did I do wrong, and I have to keep from doing it again".

some that have gone through my mind....

"Where the F*** did HE come from"
"Trees are NOT our friends"
"Goddamn cow...!!!" (yeah i've actually had to say that)

I can jump that ditch
F*** that hurt, hope there were no cars behind me
Where is the bike
Is this going to affect my insurance
My girlfriend is going to be p*$$ed

sorry that was more then three

Dude, did you see that chicks.....

1. Get up, gotta get the bike out of the roadway before some idiot hits it. Ignore the blood seeping out and any possible broken bones, better get pissed off too so I can easily heft the whole damn thing up clean off the ground and carry it off (ok, this was well pre-Kat -- I haven't had a serious accident in 20 years).

2. Is anybody going to stop? No. Can I ride it back? No. OK, how do I get people to stop? (tried waving arms, flagging people down -- give up after 10 minutes). OK, how do I get people to stop? (Lightbulb) Lay bike back over on it's side, lights on, sprawl close to it in a silly position. Somebody's gotta stop now. Yup!

3. WTF? The safety-for-all-trucker stops, breaks out flares, surrounds me and the bike, but won't talk to me, then gets back in the truck and leaves. What a fine how-do-you-do. I hate Alabama!



Cheers,
=-= The CyberPoet

that's genius!